From Swedish Trees to Blockchain Dreams

Born in a secret pine forest outside Stockholm, $FURNITURE was architected by a band of renegade carpenters who traded their chisels for cryptographic keys. We don’t just mint tokens—we whittle them. Our mission? To replace all world currencies with tokens you can both sit on and invest in.

Our Mission

1. Unseat Stagnant Currencies: We believe every $house deserves cushions you can count on—and a currency you can sit on.
2. Build Wealth, Literally: Stack your tokens like PAXTON™ shelving—safe, sturdy, and endlessly expandable.
3. Democratize Design: Access exclusive, decentralized blueprints so you can 3D-print your own DeFi coffee table.

How It All Began

1. The Great Furniture Fiasco: It started when a pallet of birch panels accidentally got tokenized during a blockchain stress test. Suddenly, plywood became profit.
2. The First Prototype: A rocking chair that mines $FURNITURE while you recline—battery-free, human-powered. It attracted our first hundred investors, all of whom promptly fell asleep in bliss.
3. World Domination Plan: We’re rolling out token-backed beanbags next, followed by deflationary dining sets and a self-assembling sofa that forks over yield every time you Netflix and chill.