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The chest of Drawers so dazzling that Jack minted it as an Open Edition NFT three times over!
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Description
- Four cavernous drawers lined with velvet-soft proof-of-stake fabric
- Frame hewn from quantum-infused Nordic oak (survived three hard forks)
- Anti-sag ‘No-Dip’ technology keeps drawers level under 500 kg load
- Holographic Jack doodle embossed on top corner—minted thrice as open editions
- Assembly: self-assembling by decentralized swarm of router-bots
- Finish: triple-layer crypto lacquer, fingerprint- and FUD-resistant
Specs
| Overall Dimensions | 100 cm W × 45 cm D × 120 cm H |
| Drawer Capacity | 500 kg per drawer (tested with 4 full crypto whales) |
| Material | Quantum-infused Nordic oak & proof-of-stake velvet lining |
| Finish | Triple-layer crypto lacquer—anti-scratch & anti-FUD |
| NFT Mints | 3 open editions minted by Jack (because one just wasn’t enough) |
| Assembly | Plug-and-play by router-bot swarm—no screws, just sorcery |