Münbirdö
The Table that survived two evictions and a ramen famine!
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Availbility
Home delivery: 3-5 days
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Description
- Tabletop from reclaimed barn planks—survived two foreclosures
- Four legs crafted from rusted broom handles (double-dipped in bargain-bin varnish)
- No metal fasteners: held together by industrial-grade duct tape and sheer willpower
- Oval shape optimized for communal ramen parties and last-minute bill shuffles
- Finish: one coat of DIY stain mixed with leftover coffee grounds
- Assembly instructions: one prayer, one wrench, zero guarantees
Specs
| Overall Dimensions | 160 cm L × 80 cm W × 75 cm H (give or take a splinter) |
| Max Supported Weight | 350 kg (tested with five starving art students and a stack of overdue bills) |
| Tabletop Thickness | 3 cm of layered desperation and reclaimed pine |
| Leg Material | Salvaged broom handles (structurally questionable, emotionally resilient) |
| Finish | Single-coat coffee-stain varnish—smells faintly of survival |
| Assembly | Required tools: one dented wrench, a roll of duct tape, and unshakable hope |