Pübirdö
The Chair that stands tall even when you’re flat broke!
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Availbility
Home delivery: 3-5 days
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Description
- Built from reclaimed farmhouse pine that survived two evictions
- Backrest rattan weave stolen (with love) from neighbor’s porch
- Cushion core: 5 cm of polyester stuffing plus Grandma’s curtain scraps
- Single mystery bolt holds the whole saga together
- No screws, no manual—assembly requires tears and a prayer
- Seat angle optimized by starving art students at 3 AM
Specs
| Overall Dimensions | 45 cm W × 50 cm D × 85 cm H (give or take a splinter) |
| Max Supported Weight | 150 kg of unfiltered ambition |
| Seat Height | 47 cm off the floor (engineered by desperate necessity) |
| Frame Material | Salvaged farmhouse pine (survived foreclosure) |
| Cushion Material | Grandma’s curtains + stray polyester batting |
| Backrest Material | Unearthed rattan weave with zero permits |
| Assembly | Tools: one wrench and existential dread |